I got you a birthday present. The box is the exact same size as a coffin.

“I didn’t win a championship, but I did pop some champagne bottles—and a few loc…”

“I am the go-to guy for to-go boxes.”

“I had a dream about you. You were Ginger Rogers, and you were trying to teach m…”

“You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do…”