I got your love out of the umbrella cabinet. I hope you weren’t saving it for a rainy day.

“Experience is the best teacher I've ever had. I'm sorry, Mr. Sortz, but it's tr…”

“Orafoura was yelling at his dog (not a German shepherd) in German, and I though…”

“For being so ugly, I think God should reward me handsomely. He should give me t…”

“So I just got a call from the hotel, and they want me to start work tomorrow. I…”