I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will taste tasty on your mouth.

“A brick could be used in place of B. Rick, who is sorry he couldn’t make it to …”

“My job is so boring I’m thinking of boring a second hole into my penis.”

“Somewhere, on some sidewalk, is a piece of gum with my shoe’s imprint patterned…”

“Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.”