I had a dream about you last night. We started a shoe company, and a competitor (probably someone from Nike) attacked you, so I had to stab them in the throat with a shoelace. I guess it would have been better to use that shoelace to strangle them. 


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“With twelve of my clones, I want to co-write a one-liner about sex, drugs, and …”

“We are the wire, and tomorrow is like yesterday with a furry back. Don’t pet me…”