I had a great view of the sunset. At least until father went and changed the channel. Dammit, dad!

“I don’t beat around the bush. Especially since I like my women clean shaven.”

“I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April …”

“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We …”

“I’m a logician. No matter how wrong I am, I can always convince myself I am rig…”