I had a hand in getting my clone employment. I gave him a handjob.

“Growing up, I used to use and apple instead of a baseball. It was just more fun…”

“Be true to who you are as a person. Or, if you’re a politician, be true to who …”

“My car rides smooth like I’m driving a cloud. If I park it at your house, I may…”

“What if a statue of me walked past my clone frozen in thought? Which one of the…”