I had an arranged marriage. If I didn’t, how would anybody know when and where to show up?

“Instead of hatching a plan, why not break it open prematurely and use it to mak…”

“My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through th…”

“If you want to see how fast I run, just give me a football helmet and notice ho…”

“When I get to heaven, and I see a being of light, I’m going to ask him if he’s …”