I had modest job improvement numbers. They blushed a lot.

“I often wonder how far I’d go for love. I guess it all depends on the price of …”

“An empty bag of chips would make a great sleeping bag, if it were larger. Or if…”

“A brick could be used to tell the time. If you can see it it’s daytime, and if …”

“We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was do…”