I had no idea he thought he was funny, tried to be funny, or actually is funny until he made me laugh so hard I peed all over his feet at the urinal.

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“I’m sure you could win with a design that I’d cast off as trash. Such is the cu…”

“I’d like to spend money on a wallet, but if I spent money on a wallet, I’d have…”

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