I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?

“The first two letters of her name were M and E and I thought, Yes! Finally, a n…”

“I need to work smarter, harder, faster, and longer than you. And if I still don…”

“I was able to preserve my integrity, in jars along with strawberries.”

“Every night I pray I whisper into a megaphone, not only so God is sure to hear,…”