I had trouble even looking at her face without getting lost in the beauty, lost in the feelings, the love I had for her.

“I love you,” he whispered. “From now until the end, under any name you choose.”

“I don't know what I'd do if this wouldn't go father. Jack off for eternity, pro…”

“Why are you so embarrassed?” he asked playfully. “So you passed out during an a…”

“I feel kind of bad for calling him Twatwaffle now.”“You should feel bad,” I yel…”