I hate myself I hate myself I hate this I hate this I disgust myself I hate it I hate it I hate it just let me fucking die.

“I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endles…”

“It's total bullshit," he said. "The whole thing. Eighty percent survival rate a…”

“I mean, I am pretty fabulous. Am I not?''You're a pillar of fabulosity in the c…”

“I'm not interested in dating a girl I'm not gonna marry”