I have a container full of yelling I keep in my kitchen. It makes a great cleaning product, as it’s wonderfully abrasive.

“A brick is a fraction of a building, and a brick is like a building—if you're l…”

“A brick could be used like sandpaper, to smooth out a cat’s rough tongue.
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“If our limbic system betrays our true intentions, and it’s beyond our conscious…”

“Love equals 9X+1Y-4Z, with XYZ representing whatever.”