I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest.


“A brick could be used to revive the spiritual movement in America. But are we a…”

“If you’re at the bar trying to pick up women, remember: bend at the knees.”

“My hand acts as a blanket for my genitals.
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“Like a spy, I planted a bug. Like a farmer, I watched it grow into a politician…”