I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two are faux nipples).

“The best thing to do with a seven-year-old is wait until they’re eight to tell …”

“I taught a college course called “Of Course!: Helping the Oblivious Realize the…”

“A blanket could be used to cover my couch. Nobody should see that I constructed…”

“A brick could be used to stop potential terrorist plots. But it sure would be m…”