I have a fist like a brick, but I don’t punch through walls—I build them and become them. 


“After years of searching, I finally found love. I found it in the unlikeliest o…”

“You are getting a wooden leg for your birthday, and you are going to love it. I…”

“I’ve been to 8 Mile. I condensed a half marathon into it.”

“Who stole my stew? I left it sitting in my stomach while I went to the bathroom…”