I have a mansion of an imagination, and I cordially invite you to come sleep in my shed.

“A brick could be used to keep you warm at night, in the same way that a blanket…”

“I just broke up with my girlfriend. My wife will be pleased. But first she’ll b…”

“I brought horny in a brown paper bag from home that I’ll break out at lunchtime…”

“A brick could be used to double back, donkey levitate cough meow cough meow his…”