I have a pet frog. He sleeps in a king-sized bed, just in case he happens to be an undercover prince.

“A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows t…”

“Being an only child makes me the oldest child and the youngest child. And the m…”

“I travel light. But not at the same speed.
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“I once got a handjob from a glove. I miss the 80s.”