I have a real eye for spotting Cyclopses.

“I am Vigalig the Destroyer. Except during the day, and then I am Gigalig the Gi…”

“If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eater…”

“Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it…”

“He wore red, white, and blue, but he didn’t look patriotic—he looked like a slo…”