I have a recognition dance, to acknowledge that I heard and understood you. So when Savannah says she loves me, and I reply by doing the Charleston, I’m just trying to show my love for her.

“A tickle, an itch, and a scratch walk into a bar while I was in the corner drin…”

“Men will tolerate what they are used to, even if it’s intolerance. That’s why I…”

“Learning how to love is like learning how to tie your shoes, and that’s precise…”

“I finish what I start, and I Finnish what I Swedish.”