I have a responsibility as a human being to care for animals—including politicians.

“I picked up a new language a few months ago. It was just laying on the ground, …”

“Women want me, and men want to be me. And by me I mean Ryan Gosling.”

“I notice your absence. I notice your non presence and reflect on the time you w…”

“The abbreviation for Brazil, BRA, makes me think of breasts. I have no idea why.”