I have a secret secret admirer. Not only is her identity a secret—but so is the fact that she admires me.


“The zipper on my crotch is an air vent. I need some way to cool down my hot cof…”

“I put the penis in happiness. I put it there, and I can pull it out too. (But w…”

“With sex, I’d recommend practicing a lot. But remember, have fun with it. After…”

“My lips touched hers, like two butterflies in the wind. Then I went home, cut o…”