I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.

“The question is not how much work are you willing to put in, but what are you w…”

“Right now I’m naked, like how my pizza comes out of the oven. I like my topping…”

“Four bricks could be affixed under a skateboard and used as really inefficient …”

“Are you smarter than my brain in a jar? Have a pickle while you ponder it.”