I have about as much practice sleeping as everyone else, though I’d like to have more.

“You have to slow down with this woman, because the moment she slows down and st…”

“I’ll leave a note in the lobby that says, “Moved. 315.” You had a meeting with …”

“She grew broccoli, and I grew dentures. We were perfect for each other. Our lov…”

“He’s only two years younger, but that doesn’t mean I’m not old enough to be his…”