I have been on the verge of being an angel all my life, but it's never happened yet.

“A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have…”

“Ah, Antonio, it IS the noblest sport that ever was. I would give a year of my l…”

“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wa…”

“The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.”