I have been writing for about eleven years now. I went from elfish to elephantish, and in another eleven years, I hope to be Elford.

“A kiss involves two people, so I not only have to think about me for me, I have…”

“A blanket could be used as a screen to project animated bedtime stories onto, a…”

“The old me is younger than the new me, the me now.”

“A brick could be hidden in the dirt, for future archaeologists to dig up and de…”