I have bumper stickers for my website all over this city. Some are even on bumpers.

“A brick could be used to bestow gratitude upon your favorite (or least favorite…”

“Death—I’m a nonmember for life.”

“I am not into nudity on camera, but I would love to wear a banana peel over my …”

“I’m growing out my baldness, and a mustache. Combined with spectacles (glasses)…”