I have hair on my chest. And it’s purring.

“I am honest and enthusiastic, except when I’m lying down.”

“He’ll think I’ll do it, he’ll act like I’ll do it, and so I will do it. But if …”

“I speak the language of love. That’s right, I speak Russian.”

“Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper whil…”