I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my name—my name represents me.

“My name is Mr. Raingold. But please, call me Money Showers.”

“Divorce is the second worst event in a person’s life. The worst event, of cours…”

“I’m now solidly in my mid-thirties. I turned thirty, three days ago.”

“I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I l…”