I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb.

“A brick could be covered in black fur, cradled, pet, and called Mr. Fizzlebush.…”

“I have the Denver Omelet of accents. And considering I’m from Denver, it makes …”

“When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I d…”

“If you go out on a limb, I’ll be right behind you. Not to have your back, but t…”