I have the world’s third largest fourth place. I keep it in my empty trophy cabinet, next to all my love.

“I’m tired of talking. I want you to extract my thoughts through my nostrils.”

“I’m world famous. Throughout the globe—north, south, east, and west—there are l…”

“I didn’t have enough money to tip the waitress, so I offered to take her out on…”

“There’s a faint whiff of feces wafting up my nostrils. But that’s natural, beca…”