I have three step brothers and one step sister. It’s like a staircase, and I am the slinky.

“Yes, he was Chinese, but Chew wasn't only his last name, it was also his first.…”

“I like to hike in state parks, but one thing I can’t stand is pants. So I don’t…”

“I went dumpster diving the other day, and each of the judges gave me a perfect …”

“His voice is like 999 one-winged vultures, all flapping in unison, while 333 ho…”