I haven't met many lawyers that I didn't like. But then again, I haven't met many lawyers.

“I'm all about safe fruit. After I peel a banana, I roll on a condom.”

“A writer should be a recluse. Why share words with a few friends in the moment …”

“A volt is a measure of power, and the same can be said when people revolt.”

“I am a caged lion living like a free-range lamb.”