I haven't personally met God yet, but when I do, I'll ask him if he still believes in you. I'm sure he does.

“I once went to a Russian restaurant called “Stalin’s Café.” All the items on th…”

“I want to publish a book on toilet paper—not only about toilet paper, but actua…”

“I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am.”

“I’ll drink out of your bra, because I’m thirsty for your love.”