I haven’t seen my old friends in a while. Maybe next week I’ll go visit them in the nursing home.

“My dreams and ambitions kept me company on the way there, and despair and regre…”

“After months of training, I broke the record. Then right after that I celebrate…”

“There are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haug…”

“Ma’am, I can take either you or your purse, but I can’t take both. And honestly…”