I haven’t won an award, but I have won over an award winner.

“His last name was Gum, and I wanted to chew him out. But I’ll save that for the…”

“I would answer the door for the pizza delivery guy wearing my birthday suit, bu…”

“I traded in my car with no gas in the tank and my new car came with a full tank…”

“From the corner of my eye I saw her. Of course this chance encounter with Rebec…”