I hear phonetically on the phone. Toiletries sounds like toilet trees to me.

“I’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.”

“A brick could be used to crush grapes. If that sounds unnecessarily cruel, then…”

“My favorite color is brown, as in Andrew Benson Brown.”

“A brick could be used in a heart transplant operation. And for just $25,000 mor…”