I heard God in the silence. I recognized his voice precisely because it was inaudible.

“There are whiskers in my soup, and my spoon smells like my cat’s ass.”

“A sample may taste better than the whole, because it’s meant for a taste test, …”

“I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as wel…”

“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”