I heard my friend’s car wouldn’t start, so I mailed him a parking lot. I should be a politician.

“A brick could be carried to the beach. You can bring your laptop or tablet and …”

“A blanket could be used to catch a hippopotamus. But you try it out first, and …”

“It’s what’s inside that matters. I’m confused inside, because I just ate some s…”

“I just got circumcised, and to help the homeless, I’m going to make a tent out …”