I heard you calling out to me, but I almost didn’t reply because you were using another guy’s name.

“A blanket could be used for political transparency. After all, what’s more see-…”

“The girl I used to love is no longer a girl, and this saddens me more than our …”

“I wrote something for my local newspaper, but nobody read it because it got bur…”

“I’ll make a goofy face at you. It’s just another stunning example of my ability…”