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“Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it?”

“IwantedtoshowmyuniformtomymomthismorningsoIwenttogetmytrashbagand-”

“A good boss asks what part she could have played in the problem. And then she a…”