I held it in my hands like it was a baby (and, just for reference, I hold babies like they are snakes).

“Guess that’s a thing you still do. You know, look like a douchebag.”

“Even at her worst, she made me want to be a better man. To be good enough for t…”

“He was like a living, breathing painting on an all-male canvas.”

“You went shopping with Rebecca?' 'Yep,' I said, pulling the shoes out of the bo…”