I held open the door for the man who held up the bank. It was the least I could do to say thanks.

“Some words are invisible—namely spoken words—but that only means I read them wi…”

“I’m running late. But that’s OK, because I’m wearing Nikes.”

“He flatters me because he knows I am flattered by him flattering me. And that f…”

“One of the side effects of Viagra is blurred vision. Sounds great! When I’m tak…”