I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive—I’m driven.

“A blanket could be used like a Love Fleece. I imagine you’re shaking your head.…”

“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.”

“By the time I tell you to start doing something, it’s time for you to stop list…”

“She had a perfect smile. She doesn’t anymore, but I do. I have that perfect smi…”