I hit a car, but it wasn’t my fault. The bicyclist who rear ended me is to blame.

“A brick could be used in a smash and grab. Well, at least in the smashing aspec…”

“I ended up with the nomination, and the breasts to back up the voter’s confiden…”

“A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in tra…”

“My sword can cut through butter like water. Likewise, my tongue can cut through…”