I honk at protestors to show my support, and also tell them to get the fuck out of my way.

“I saw her at the party last Saturday. I could tell by her body language that sh…”

“After I speak, my words merge with the wind, and if you’re listening, your ears…”

“The wind chime sounded like a spoon clanging against a cereal bowl, and I was g…”

“I am the alligator of love. But I’d make better boots than a lover.”