I hope you don’t mind, but I took the liberty of taking away your freedoms. –Uncle Sam


“What’s blacker than black? Does summer shade have a shadow? Is that how lonelin…”

“A slice of cheese is like a blanket on a burger, and I sleep with pillows shape…”

“Once the bar gets set too high, simply lower it so you can keep on hitting your…”

“The great news is I drive like a woman. The bad news is that it’s only when I’m…”