I hung the plaque on the wall, right next to the floss.

“I’ve long suspected myself of being a suspicious person. But that’s OK, because…”

“If I offer you a glass of water, and bring back a cup of ice, I’m trying to tea…”

“A real criminal mastermind isn’t known as a criminal mastermind, because how go…”

“I need to dig a hole the size of the Grand Canyon to bury all of my problems.”