I invented an invisible machine to help you get to sleep. It only works after your eyes stay shut for a length of time. It’s also so quiet that you won’t hear it.

“Employment: I’ll trade my time and labor for your money. So time is not money, …”

“If I spent as much time as I did money, I’d be dead tomorrow.”

“The diner was more twiner than Twain, and I found a mustache in my soup. Maybe …”

“Look down and you may miss a shooting star in the sky. Look up and you may miss…”