I invented that little rhyme about 'One Ring to rule them all', I remember, in the bath one day.

“The Hobbits are just rustic English people, made small in size because it refle…”

“And if Sam considered himself lucky, Frodo knew he was more lucky himself; for …”

“And sometimes you didn't want to know the end… because how could the end be hap…”

“Thag you mery buch.”